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Last week while searching for some computer related quotes for T Shirt I came across certain quotes that I thought were very good.So I thought why not share these quotes with you.So here are these quotes,pick the one you like or if you have any of your favorites then do share it with us.Here is the list..

"Programmers don't byte, they nibble a bit"

"To iterate is human, to recurse divine"

" first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time.
The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time"

"99% of all girls are beautiful, the rest 1% are in my college

"ASC!! a stupid question,get a stupid ANS!"

"In cartooned form
Atom1 - I have lost an electron.
Atom2 - Are you sure?
Atom1 - I am positive."

"There's no place like 127.0.0.1 (“Home” for the non-geeks)"

"YouTube(logo) myspace(logo) and I'll Google(logo) your Yahoo(logo)."

"I'm a programmar
I'm a programer
I'm a programmar
I write code"

Front: How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Back: You’re still thinking procedurally. A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class, so all you’d have to do is send a light bulb change message."


"Programmers never die: They just GOSUB without RETURN."

"When it comes to sports, I KNOW A LOT about computers."

"pro-gram-mer: n. an organism that turns caffeine into software."



"There are only 10 types of people in this world those who understand binary and those who don't."

"If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0."

This is my favorite

COMPZ was cool...
untill we came along...
NOW ITS SIMPLY SEC C


That is what I collected from the Internet.If you have any other that you want to share then do push a comment.

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